Chaalis Chor

phir ek KHabar mein ye elan KHubsurat hai

ki ek farm ko kuchh choron ki zarurat hai

kuchh aaise chor jo choron ki dekh-bhaal karen

jo pasban ke faraez ka bhi KHayal karen

KHabar mein is ki wazahat na kar saka aKHbar

ki kaise chor hain mazkura farm ko darkar

na jaane kaun se choron ki farm ko hai talab

tere jahan mein to chaalis chor hain ya-rab

diler chor jawan chor karobari chor

tamam shahr mein bad-nam ishtihaari chor

ajib chor hunar-mand chor qabil chor

bayaz chor qalam-dan chor file chor

zalil chor KHatarnak chor shatir chor

faqat nigah churane ke fan mein mahir chor

sharif surat o maqul chor asli chor

phalon ki tarah faqat mausami o fasli chor

purane chor nae chor KHandani chor

zamin ke randa-e-dargah aasmani chor

kisi buzurg ke nur-e-nazar tufaili chor

kisi Dakait ke shagird sirf zeli chor

safed roza ke paband allah wale chor

namaz o roza ke paband allah wale chor

siyasiyat mein uljhe hue siyasi chor

sada-bahaar girah-kaT bara-masi chor

charagh-chor qalam-chor raushnai-chor

charagh-chor ke bhai diya-salai chor

jo apne bap ki zid hain wo donon bhai chor

wo intihai sharif aur ye intihai chor

bulandiyon se ba-tadrij niche girte chor

har ek shahr mein maujud chalte phirte chor

sharif chor mizajan bure nahin hote

ki un ke hath mein chaqu chhure nahin hote

ye chor wo hain jo karte hain shauqiya chori

ye kya karen ki sharafat hai in ki kamzori

jigar ke pas ek aise buzurg aate the

jo un ki jeb se baTwa zarur uDate the

ye rail mein jo milenge to so rahe honge

ye jab bhi bas mein khaDe honge ro rahe honge

gae jo khet mein kuchh kakDiyan chura lae

kabhi jo ban mein gae lakDiyan chura lae

kisi kunen pe chaDhe baalTi chura lae

kisi sarae mein Thahre dari chura lae

KHuda ke ghar mein gae rang hi naya lae

namaziyon ki nai jutiyan chura lae

jo kuchh nahin to chura lae bair beri se

ye chor baz nahin aate hera-pheri se

kisi mazar pe pahunche diya chura lae

mushaere mein gae qafiya chura lae

ghazal chura ke kabhi KHidmat-e-adab kar li

pakaD gae to wahin mazarat talab kar li

jo un ka raaz batane laga koi bhedi

to ek aadh ghazal us ko tohfatan de di

ye chor tanz se qabu mein aa nahin sakte

mere farishte bhi in ko miTa nahin sakte

rahen na chor ye shaer ke bas ki baat nahin

tamam shahr hai do chaar das ki baat nahin

na nazm jis mein hai choron ka zikr bittafsil

mere KHayal se hai ab bhi tishna-e-takmil

ye list choron ki waqti o ittifaqi hai

waraq tamam hua aur madh baqi hai